Within weeks Hole banned many activities. In the spring of 1647, the East India Trading Company hired a general for New Rotterdam named Gloria Hole (based on Peter Stuyvesant) to return civility and productivity to the colony. The campaign to clean up the city began almost as soon as the city was founded. The gateway to the New World was also a den of inequity. They traded beaver skins, a 17th century version of wife swapping. 14,000 acres of real estate for some spare change, a porno magazine, and front row tickets for a game of cricket. That year all the local indigenous tribes were brought together and paid for the greatest real estate deal in the history of the world. Some dissenters wondered about the moral consequences of the nation founded on genocide, slavery, and theft, but they were quickly imprisoned as unpatriotic. The slave craze was huge people would wait in line for days to own their very own person. In 1625 the first ships of slaves arrived to give the Americans, from the tyranny of Europe, to focus on the important things in life. The city spread and chose an island in the bay which they called Algonquin. When they arrived they were aghast in America's new pastime of "Watching animals fuck and betting on it". Advertisements were sent to Europe promising settlers a new life in a new city that has 24-hour convenience stores, roller coasters, and entertaining nightly hangings.Įurope wanted to come to see what freedom is really like. It proclaimed itself the capital of the world. New Rotterdam quickly expanded its ego and learned to hate everyone else. The natives were savages, wearing little clothes, but they were dealt with. Unlike other cities in the New World that were founded to promote religious intolerance, New Rotterdam was founded so Europeans can get rich off of other people's work. They wanted to find a place where they could party and kill people. New Rotterdam was founded by the Dutch, who preached about liberal values but really cared about pimping women and getting high and were probably the first rappers. This justified the genocide and larceny on the natives. The river was already polluted by the natives expelling waste into the river. On September 4, 1609, Horatio Humboldt, an English explorer hired by the Dutch to find a new place to sell weed, steered his ship into the mouth of a river coincidentally named the Humboldt by the local natives (based on Humboldt's writings). Liberty City used to be a remote Dutch trading post called New Rotterdam.
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